You may recall, a few weeks ago, when I slid into their Crimson Splash, that I had become a sexy Superhero. Well, they seem to have an outfit of lingerie for every possible character you could be, for every aspect of yourself, waiting in the wings, ready for her time on the main stage. And, for me, last week, I was an irresistible Princess of Pink, a romantic, available-when-I-say-so, yummy Priestess of Pretty.
Last week Strawberry Shortcake arrived. I love everything about it, but let’s start with the name. A sweet, indulgent, dip me in yoghurt, Cakey fantasy biscuit cleavage queen kind of heaven sprang to mind (I took the words right off your lips didn’t I?) I wasn’t disappointed. A pale pink, shexy chemise, with an oh-so-delicious zigzag hem, with removable garters, would be enough to have any girl pouting with “want-want-want”, but the back, oh the back, wait til you see what they’ve done to the back.
A black ribbon lace up back and a peek-a-boo bottom detail, held revealingly together by a mere button. Oh. My. God. C.U.T.E. How on Earth would I even be able to wear it without resisting the temptation to gobble myself up in some kind of auto-sapphic frenzy I didn’t know.
Well I survived the first road testing of Strawberry Shortcake and it’s now a firm favourite, whenever I need to be a Princess.
So,run girls, run to your keyboards and with shallow breaths and heaving bosoms, order yours now.