In my head of course I am a CanCan dancer at a turn of the Century risque show, I am a Burlesque Queen who has so perfected mastery over the pole that Im now on to full scale scaffolding, I am a flirt who wants to raise her derriere in the air whilst cheekily sashaying away on my heels, I am a spankable minx who can never be caught.
Now Ive got that out of my system, let me tell you about Starline, who make such utterly gorgeous items Ive now sold up my previous life and am helping them conquer the world.
They sell dreams and fantasies and a quirky, dark otherworldliness which appeals to my fevered mind which is often crammed full of all of these things.
But its their frillies that Im writing about today. The sheer pretty burlesquery of their knickers appeals to the naughty girl knocking on the door, screaming "Its Xmas, let me out"
Can we sex things up? Yes we CanCan